Monday 5 July 2010

The Case of the Vanishing Cheese

Now that Nerea has been away for several days, our suspicions that it is she who is the SOLE perpetrator of several heinous crimes in our family are strengthening.  Take “The Case of the Vanishing Cheese”.  A large, tempting wedge of Wensleydale has been residing in our (genuine) Tupperware cheese box since Friday and there’s absolutely no evidence of half pound “slivers” inexplicably disappearing. . The lasting presence of cheese and Nerea’s absence cannot be coincidental. Despite crumbs in her bedroom and her previous strenuous denials to the contrary, I’m now certain that she is indeed the mysterious cheese thief.

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